Walking along a shortcut through the forest, yoga mat over my shoulder, singing softly to myself. Listening to the leaves crackle underfoot, I looked left and — BAM. Startled the shit out of me. See, what’s really weird is that this is not the first thing to be nailed halfway up that tree. It used to be a urinal.
“A man who is not afraid of the sea will soon be drownded, for he shall be going out on a day when he shouldn’t. But we do be afraid of the sea, and we do only be drownded now and again.”
-John Millington Synge