“You can’t have one.”
“Why not?”
“It’s a contradiction in terms, it’s an oxymoron.”
“Whatever, it’ll be my band name.”
“Yeah? What do you play?”
“I’m learning the guitar.”
“Is that right.”
“That’s right.”
“You and everybody else.”
“Yeah. Well, at least I’ll have a good name.”
“God you’re annoying. You’re not starting a band.”
“So what.”
“You barely know three chords on the guitar.”
“That’s true.”
“You’re just being stupid, none of this is real.”
“Is that important?”
“You can’t have a mellifluous cacophony, it’s literally impossible.”
“Watch me.”
“Do you want another drink?”
“You just watch me.”
handkerchief tied to stick 
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